ITEMS FOR SALE
Vintage Red Brick
$750
Aged clay
This brick in it’s current form is approximately 100 years old. Hand in hand it has braved time, and the elements. As of 2022 it has even survived an apartment fire. In 2001, when D’Angelo won a Grammy for his hit record “Voodoo”, this brick was laying peacefully as a part of the exterior wall of the building in which I currently live in. We can all learn a little from this brick. It is older than you, and older than you ever will be.
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Unknown horn-shaped tin thing
Not for sale
Tin
Possibly one of my favorite items that I’ve ever picked out of the trash on the side of the road. I have no idea what it actually is, but I’ve used it as a display piece and also as an object to yell into. Not for sale because I love it so much, but thought you’d maybe like to look at it.
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Lady Egg of the Shell & Tissue Kingdom
$2,200
Acrylic and oil on Easter egg shell and Kleenex®
The true spirit of Easter does not live inside of this piece.
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Former crow
$300
Corvus
This was an actual crow named Lottie (at least that’s what I understood) that used to come and visit my apartment window for snacks and rivetingly-loud conversation. However, in 2020, she was turned into a plastic decoration by a witch for a reason I am unaware of and was left on my window ledge one evening.
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Bottle of Bubbles
$9.99
Palmolive® soap bubbles in glass bottle
Real, true to life soap bubbles which were contained on June 1st, 2023 in Montréal, Québec.
*Cannot guarantee bubbles will still be in bubble-form by the time the item has been shipped. However, just add water and shake to create more.
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